I need help. Socks keep disappearing in my dryer. I thought it was the dryer doing it at frist, but now I know it is the gnomes! Those evil gnomes...They sneak in the back of the dryer and steal them! What should I do? I was thinking of laying traps, but gnomes are very wiley y'know...
Chicks with bricks come. Chicks with blogs come. Chicks with bricks and blogs and clocks come.
Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Knox, sir. Let's do tricks with bricks and blogs, sir. Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.
First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack. Then I'll make a quick trick blog stack.
You can make a quick trick chick stack. You can make a quick trick clock stack.
And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox.... Socks on chicks and chicks on fox. Fox on clocks on bricks and blogs. Bricks and blogs on Knox on box.
Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir. Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....
Clocks on fox tick. Clocks on Knox tock. Six sick bricks tick. Six sick chicks tock.
Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir. My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir. I get all those ticks and clocks, sir, mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir. I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.
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ReplyDeleteI like to wear wooly socks when TSA guys touch my junk.
ReplyDeleteWhat are your favorite types of socks Allegra?
ReplyDeleteI need help. Socks keep disappearing in my dryer. I thought it was the dryer doing it at frist, but now I know it is the gnomes! Those evil gnomes...They sneak in the back of the dryer and steal them! What should I do? I was thinking of laying traps, but gnomes are very wiley y'know...
ReplyDeleteTwo pairs of your socks are pregnant.
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ReplyDeleteHey Foozle....what are you wearing?
ReplyDelete/heavy breathing
um...I'm not wearing socks, if that's what you mean....
ReplyDeleteTell me more.....
ReplyDeleteCan you help with my gnome infestation problem?
ReplyDelete"Gnome Motels"
ReplyDeleteGnomes check in but they don't check out.
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ReplyDelete"I like to wear wooly socks when TSA guys touch my junk."
Wear socks on your junk? I'm confused.
Floyd
There's gotta be SOME way to get rid of the pesky little sock-stealing gnomes...
ReplyDelete*Checks to see if there are any gnome exterminators in the phone book*
Fox in socks on box on Knox.
ReplyDeleteChicks with bricks come.
Chicks with blogs come.
Chicks with bricks and blogs and clocks come.
Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's do tricks with bricks and blogs, sir.
Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.
First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick blog stack.
You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.
And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox....
Socks on chicks and chicks on fox.
Fox on clocks on bricks and blogs.
Bricks and blogs on Knox on box.
Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.
Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....
Clocks on fox tick.
Clocks on Knox tock.
Six sick bricks tick.
Six sick chicks tock.
Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir.
My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.
I get all those ticks and clocks, sir,
mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir.
I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.
I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir.